I have a nearly unbearable craving for salted mixed nuts. Tragically, it’s after dark and I can’t leave my house, because once the sun goes down, the crickets of the neighborhood congregate on my doorstep. If I open the door, they’ll pour into my apartment like a plague.

Want!almonds!walnuts!pecans!peanuts! Hell, right now, I’d even take cashews!


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